Here's a joke I found. Pretty funny, [you need to understand a bit of ASCII Art to get it]:
Russian Soldiers Obey Orders
A line of Russian soldiers stands in front of a huge rectangular hole in the ground.Their Sergant commands:
- "Private Ivanov!"
- "Yes, sir."
- "Stand like this:"
O-"Jump!!"
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The soldier jumps into the hole. The sergant commands again:
- "Private Pyetrov!!"
- "Yes, sir!"
- "Stand like this:"
|-" Yes, sir!"
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-" Jump!"
The soldier jumps and falls into the hole. The sergant commands again:
-" Private Sidorov!!"
-" Yes, sir!"
-" Stand like this:"
O-" Yes, sir!"
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At this point a car with the colonel arrives to that place. The olonel, very angry, comes up to the sergant and tells him: "Comrad sergant, how many times do I have to tell you: STOP PLAYING TETRIS WITH THE SOLDIERS!!!!!!!!!"
Found @: http://www.pcuf.fi/~pjt/pink/soldiers-obey-orders.html


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